Price List
Every lawn is dealt with. Every price leaves alive, every customer is final.
Autumnal prices end in0959
Xi Medusa's Services
| Service | Price |
|---|---|
| The Turkish BarberNew!I get to use my secret technique. Guaranteed to make you cry. | £340per lawn |
| The Ottoman Skin FadeZero at the borders, blended/tapered to one at the centre. Will call you bossman. | £180per lawn |
| The Midnight CheeseLunar guidance please save your soul. I will prepare you for the final battle. | POAprice on alignment |
| Short Back & SidesFor lawns that just want to be left alone. Will take 5% of slots winnings off the bill. | £45per visit |
| Hedge Line-UpCrisp edges with a straight razor, measured in a thumbly way to make it all plum, as is tradition. | £25per metre |
| Elton Anne Finds You. | £0per m² |
| Emergency CalloutI arrive when I want. I will not knock. | £5plus trimmings, or 1 bag |
*Lunar surcharge applies to bookings made during a waxing gibbous. Hedges over 2m are quoted separately and in person.