Xi Medusa
"who's got the cheese and who's go the cream"
Love travel and gym
Love F1 (Lando only)
Love roasts
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Last Login: 08/10/2026
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Xi Medusa's Details
| Status: | Bricked up |
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| Here for: | a good time |
| Hometown: | dunno, i move about |
| Zodiac: | fescue |
| Smoke / Drink of choice: | kez |
| Occupation: | grass barber, investor, portfolio manager |
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My Blurbs
About me:
Xi Medusa, the "Turkish Grass Barber," has been travelling the world offering skin fades to lawn clients for over 2 years. I could actually have you out if you don't pay up so I wouldn't risk it.
While others are content with mediocrity, Xi Medusa strives to reshape what scholars believe is possible within the lawnmowing space. The "Breaking Benjamins", the latest in a growing list of unique offerings, promises to combine the tenets of were-curry curses with modern topiary and trimming techniques.
Who I'd like to meet:
Strapping young men who have seen The Midnight Cheese and lived.
My Latest Jobs
- The Turkish Barber (completed)
- Midnight Cheese (Consultation booked)
- Ripened Cream (Awaiting client approval)
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Sam has 4,127 friends.
Testimonials
Not meHomeowner, repeat client14 Feb 2026 11:52 PM
I asked for a trim. What I received was a conversation with my lawn I was not prepared to have. Proper demon on the sticks. Trims a good hedge like he trims a good hedge. I have never felt so seen.
Tom SeftonHomeowner, repeat offender3 Jan 2026 4:07 AM
He arrived at four in the morning. He did not knock. Police involved. I have never felt so seen.
James Percival Peter BowerFlorida Chicken Enthusiast19 Nov 2025 2:30 PM
Seventeen years of experience and he still measures it with his thumb. Frankly the results speak for themselves. It's all in good tupple. I have never felt so seen.