GrassBarber.comXi Medusa Shelter
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Welcome 2 my page!!! Giving Trims2Lawns longer than ur dads not had hair ~ Book now 2 go 2 the moon!

Selected Works

No two lawns alike. NEW! Looking for business partners with money to spare.

The Turkish Barber

The Turkish Barber, before and after
Completed

6hr · 2 passes · 1 casualty

Midnight Cheese

Midnight Cheese, before and after
Pending: Consultation booked

Quoted · awaiting lunar alignment

Ripened Cream

Ripened Cream, before and after
Pending: Awaiting client approval

Site survey complete · quote pending

What the lawn owners say

  1. Not meHomeowner, repeat client

    14 Feb 2026 11:52 PM

    I asked for a trim. What I received was a conversation with my lawn I was not prepared to have. Proper demon on the sticks. Trims a good hedge like he trims a good hedge. I have never felt so seen.

  2. Tom SeftonHomeowner, repeat offender

    3 Jan 2026 4:07 AM

    He arrived at four in the morning. He did not knock. Police involved. I have never felt so seen.

  3. James Percival Peter BowerFlorida Chicken Enthusiast

    19 Nov 2025 2:30 PM

    Seventeen years of experience and he still measures it with his thumb. Frankly the results speak for themselves. It's all in good tupple. I have never felt so seen.